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The Gods

A religious being that people twerk to as sacrifice to stay safe this is one reason why twerking is so popular and cool
“Omfg! I forgot to call the gods today, I hope something bad doesn’t happen!”
by PennyWheeze September 27, 2019
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the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3
i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!
by wilbursootswife March 5, 2021
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The gods of gods

by Yer not that boi November 7, 2019
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beat by the gods

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.
Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison
by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017
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For the gods

An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.
"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012
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Valley of the Gods

A term which refers to the space between a girl's breasts. First used (as far as I know) in the anime Bleach. There are only three people (including my self) currently in my school to have used the term openly. cleavage bresats boobs die
GP: Hey, where would you wanna be right before you die?
SO: I would want to be in my girlfriend's Valley of the Gods.
GP: I...see
by silenceofthenite December 21, 2007
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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