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The air was filled with smoke and blood
The air was filled with smoke and blood. The line of patricians retreating away from their once great city was most reminiscent of a funeral ritual. Some were crying. Many were angry. Many were wounded.
The air was filled with smoke and blood by 4tt1laL0v3r March 26, 2021
The Air Compressor
Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night
Friend 2: what did he do
Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus
Friend 2: what did he do
Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus
The Air Compressor by Almightypizza May 24, 2016
the air fryer effect
when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
the air fryer effect by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023
The Air Fryer
Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"
The Air Fryer by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022
The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis
Every time two countries announce an air travel bubble, one of them will see a spike in corona cases closer to the flight date, dashing hopes of paid travellers, who would nevertheless be consoled that they would be given first priority for the next fight if they were not to cancel their booking.
On the one occasion when the air travel bubble hypothesis was apparently proved wrong, the decades-old Soviet plane that was carrying a few dozen Russian mercenaries and terrorists was never heard again after take-off—had the ATB hypothesis struck in a more deadly form?
The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis by MathPlus March 11, 2022
The Air And Water Show
The Air And Water Show by Shoc And Awe June 25, 2014
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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