TFTIT

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C: HAHAHA ROSS WHY ARE U SO AWESOME!
R: HAHAHA WHY THANKS FOR NOTICING! IT COMES NATURALY!
C: LOL DOES ANYTIME IT OF DOES COURSE!
R: HUH? *HEAD SCRATCH*
C: OOOPS! I MEANT ANYTIME! AND OF COURSE IT DOES! LOL SORRY ITS JUST I TFTIT! HE HE HE ;D
R: ROFL! I C! MAN U AND UR TYPOS...CLASSIC ;D

TFTIT by ♥rinolove♥ August 4, 2011

Words you can keep

tptit

pronounced "tiptit". It means that one breast is smaller than the other.

Jim: Hey, Sally!
Sally: Hey, Jim!
Jim: oh, my! it looks like you have a case of tptit!
Sally: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT?????
Jim: Just look on urbandictionary.com

tptit by koolnigga September 8, 2011

Related Words

TFTIT • tfti • TFITS • TFTT • titit • ToTiTo • tatitiona • tatitude • tetitas • tetito

Titite

A girl with and A cup breast size that is pretty much just a nipple like Paris Hilton

She began to get aroused as I sucked on her eraser sized titite

Titite by Txfireman441 July 13, 2018

TTITD

acronym for "That Thing In The Desert" aka Burning Man

Hi kids...
Just a quick shout out to all going to TTITD that I hope to see you out there. I'm camping at 3:00 and theme related street name

TTITD by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz August 30, 2010

Totito

Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.

"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?

Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017

Ngai titit

Alternative clean version for "ngai tiau" which is a Sabah-hakka dialect that can mean "the f-k?". Ngai titit is originated from SMK T.

Why did you eat my yogurt? Ngai titit...

Ngai titit by yellowasianz October 20, 2019

Tftt1h

Tftt1h=ten fingers ten toes 1head

Tell me your tftt1h tonight.

# human # not drunk # have a clue # reporting in ok

Tftt1h by THORICK May 15, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026