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ACTION: THINK FASTER THAN I TYPE
C: HAHAHA ROSS WHY ARE U SO AWESOME!
R: HAHAHA WHY THANKS FOR NOTICING! IT COMES NATURALY!
C: LOL DOES ANYTIME IT OF DOES COURSE!
R: HUH? *HEAD SCRATCH*
C: OOOPS! I MEANT ANYTIME! AND OF COURSE IT DOES! LOL SORRY ITS JUST I TFTIT! HE HE HE ;D
R: ROFL! I C! MAN U AND UR TYPOS...CLASSIC ;D
TFTIT by ♥rinolove♥ August 4, 2011
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pronounced "tiptit". It means that one breast is smaller than the other.
Jim: Hey, Sally!
Sally: Hey, Jim!
Jim: oh, my! it looks like you have a case of tptit!
Sally: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT?????
Jim: Just look on urbandictionary.com
tptit by koolnigga September 8, 2011
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TFTIT • tfti • TFITS • TFTT • titit • ToTiTo • tatitiona • tatitude • tetitas • tetito
A girl with and A cup breast size that is pretty much just a nipple like Paris Hilton
She began to get aroused as I sucked on her eraser sized titite
Titite by Txfireman441 July 13, 2018
acronym for "That Thing In The Desert" aka Burning Man
Hi kids...
Just a quick shout out to all going to TTITD that I hope to see you out there. I'm camping at 3:00 and theme related street name
TTITD by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz August 30, 2010
Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.
"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?
Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017

Ngai titit

Alternative clean version for "ngai tiau" which is a Sabah-hakka dialect that can mean "the f-k?". Ngai titit is originated from SMK T.
Why did you eat my yogurt? Ngai titit...
Ngai titit by yellowasianz October 20, 2019
Tftt1h=ten fingers ten toes 1head
Tell me your tftt1h tonight.

# human # not drunk # have a clue # reporting in ok
Tftt1h by THORICK May 15, 2016
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