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Puerto Rican slang for tight or small vagina. This is derived from adding the post-fix "-ito" (meaning small) to the Spanish word for pussy, toto. This is often used in an intimate setting.

A totito is a real good thing for a girl to have.
"te hago venir hasta que el totito se te aprieta" - Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny
Translated: "I make you come until you squeeze your tight pussy"

Andrea is thicc and real shy, you think she has a totito to go with it?
Totito by sgt.swordfish October 8, 2017
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ToTiTo: often use during sex
ToTiTo by my ass September 24, 2003
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Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
A hybrid of a tomato and potato. Fries will not need ketchup, since tomato= ketchup & potato= fry.
Let's go buy some totato chips!
Totato by LostTeddyBear August 21, 2011
A top who will secretly bottom.
You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.
Tottom by Gu Tru June 1, 2021
I would give that totico a try
totico by juli890 March 3, 2010
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