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West Taiwan
West Taiwan by AW777 March 31, 2021
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West Taiwan
As the name implies, Taiwanese land west of Mainland Taiwan illegally oppressed by CCP bandits (also known as "gongfei"). Includes Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau.
Bart: TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE! mAiNLaNd tAiWaN iZ n0t pArT 0f tAiWaN! but maybe part of Japan
Justin: Mainland Taiwanese cannot abandon their 1.4 billion compatriots suffering in occupied West Taiwan
Justin: Mainland Taiwanese cannot abandon their 1.4 billion compatriots suffering in occupied West Taiwan
West Taiwan by NowhereEverywhere June 11, 2021
Taiwanese Peacock
When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.
Taiwanese Peacock by Johnny Spreadcheeks May 7, 2015
Taiwanese hello
As seen in the YouTube video “Spoongebawb”, a Taiwanese hello is when you eat someone’s ass in public
Guy 1-Yo I just ate my girl’s ass in the middle of Central Park
Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man
Guy 2-Bro you gave her a Taiwanese hello, I respect it my man
Taiwanese hello by Iamtheman12345 December 22, 2020
Taiwanese Parliament
A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
Taiwanese Parliament by Austin James April 6, 2004
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crunchy
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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