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Typical Fucking American Woman

A woman in the United States who is generally decent to look at, but views herself as a perfect 10. She usually has nothing to offer except what lies between her legs, yet expects nothing less than a six-foot, six-figure, six-pack-abs package.

This is because her Tinder/Bumble/Hinge/etc. inboxes (which she primarily uses for external validation) may contain men described above. The hypergamous nature of women will have her believe that she can actually land a man like this long-term.

Contrary to what she believes, these men, who can have any woman they want, understand the concept of "not buying a mediocre cow (i.e. settling) when they can get milk (sex) for free, whenever they want, from almost any cow they want". The chance to bag any of these men was only this woman's delusion of grandeur, and these men capitalize on this woman's ignorance. She misconstrues her "rotation" with potential long-term relationships that she could pick out of a hat. She is almost always oblivious to the fact that these men are just using her for sex.

She will maintain this inflated sense of self, holding out for a Brad Pitt archetype, until she hits the wall.

Upon hitting the wall, when her delusion fades, and reality finally sets in, she will significantly lower her standards to accept a weak man, who will tolerate a body count that rivals the holocaust, and hopefully prevent her from dying alone (and she will still be unhappy for settling).
I'm done with TFAWs, I'm going to get a passport so I can find a real woman.
TFAW by Jonathan Doe Sr. January 30, 2023
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I'm bored of revision. TFAW
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