Terms

A derp version of the name Tim.
Just like the derp version of Chris being "Chers".

Chers: "Hey Terms, come to Liège on the 6th of September!"
Terms: "Aight Chers! I'm down!"

by Chers4II0 August 16, 2019

terms and conditions

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.

I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

by oldemberg May 24, 2014

Terms and conditions

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.

Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai

by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019

Terms Of Service

This long ass shit that's about the rules and regulations about the shit you're agreeing to and it's like 50 fuckin thousand pages long that no one reads anymore. Yeah it's important but what's more important is clicking the "I Agree" button.

Person: Hmmm..*goes through terms of service*....*Scrolls all the way down to the page*....*Clicks "I Agree"* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by lespritenbanana February 17, 2015

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Terms and Conditions

A long body of text which no one reads. “I have read the terms and conditions” is also the most said lie known to man. Because of this, companies sometimes take advantage of the fact that no one reads the terms and conditions.

Hmm, Copyright.......... No reproduction......... YES I GET IT I ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS I DON’T CARE, NOW LET ME POST STUFF NOW!

by Terms and Conditions. September 9, 2019

Terms of Service

Terms of Service are rules that you must oblidge to in order to enter/ use something, like a service. Little do they (the creators) know, nobody actually reads the Terms of Service, we just scroll down to the bottom and click the ‘I agree to the Terms of Service’ box

Guy 1: Yo, did you read the Terms of Service

Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither

by imnotcolonchin December 2, 2018