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terms and conditions
I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.
terms and conditions by oldemberg May 24, 2014
Terms and conditions
Terms and conditions by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019
Terms Of Service
This long ass shit that's about the rules and regulations about the shit you're agreeing to and it's like 50 fuckin thousand pages long that no one reads anymore. Yeah it's important but what's more important is clicking the "I Agree" button.
Person: Hmmm..*goes through terms of service*....*Scrolls all the way down to the page*....*Clicks "I Agree"* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Terms Of Service by lespritenbanana February 17, 2015
Terms and Conditions
Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."
Terms and Conditions by ashy123456 May 18, 2014
Terms and Conditions
A long body of text which no one reads. “I have read the terms and conditions” is also the most said lie known to man. Because of this, companies sometimes take advantage of the fact that no one reads the terms and conditions.
Hmm, Copyright.......... No reproduction......... YES I GET IT I ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS I DON’T CARE, NOW LET ME POST STUFF NOW!
Terms and Conditions by Terms and Conditions. September 9, 2019
Terms of Service
Terms of Service are rules that you must oblidge to in order to enter/ use something, like a service. Little do they (the creators) know, nobody actually reads the Terms of Service, we just scroll down to the bottom and click the ‘I agree to the Terms of Service’ box
Guy 1: Yo, did you read the Terms of Service
Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither
Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither
Terms of Service by imnotcolonchin December 2, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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