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While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!
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P.E.T.S. 

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.
One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

L.K.T.O.P 

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.
Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

L.K.T.O.P 

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.
Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

L.K.T.O.P 

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition of beginning of time.
Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.