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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station by dustbruh September 22, 2021
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tweedlecock
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living tweedle
Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.
Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!
Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.
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Tweedle Duffer
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I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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