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Used when something has been built up with huge anticipation and then fails miserably.

Used in similar context to 'tits-up'. Based on the first day failings of UK's Heathrow Terminal 5 in which the 15minute check in and security pass ended up at 19hours long!
'Dude, sex with Anna. I thought she'd be good but it was totally T5'

'The Patriots went T-5 against the Giants today'

'So the Iraq war has gone T-5'

'The only thing more T-5 than this is Hiliary Clintons Campaign'
T-5 by Chapman 1807 April 23, 2008
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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.
5 people with A as the first name initial and T as the last name initial. These people know they'll have each other's back through life.
"Hey look it's the 5 A T's. I wish I was in their group, they look so happy"
5 A T's by Angie2 November 19, 2019

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .
Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

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