T5 

Too Tall To Talk To.

Somebody so statuesque they inspire fear and a total failure of confidence in those around them. Especially applicable to leggy models.

Fuck me, that girl is gorgeous. Have you seen those legs?
Don't even think about it mate, total T5.

She may have been cool, I wouldn't know, I couldn't even talk to her, she was T5...

T5 by Average Heighted Male October 14, 2011

t5 

The hugly popular boy band consisting of five fine gentlemen: The British One, The Bad Boy, The Pretty Boy, Plex (the socialy akward), and Plex's supportive older brother. Their first hit single was pump it up. Their second is move to the groove.

Yo everyone pump it up for t5

t5 by T'09 July 18, 2009

T5 

A clusterfuck. After huge amounts of resources are spent, the result is cumbersome, disorganized, and anticlimactic. Typical of results in government contracting where the product does not resemble what the people need.

Originally derived from Heathrow Airport Terminal 5.

Contractor: Oh my God, this job is a t5. We spent 6 months just waiting to start and now discovered the design is defective.

T5 by Strategic Distraction March 26, 2021

T5 

take 5
give me one minute
be back in five minutes

T5 while i walk my dog

T5 by meh April 26, 2004

T5 

Terry The Terrible Tech Teacher

Rember T5

T5 by Qw r sfv us f November 12, 2019

t5 tosser

t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van

A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser

t5 tosser by vitoman January 23, 2011

T54E1 

This species of medium tank has top modules as its dominant trait, but intelligence and camouflage are recessive traits. They tend to follow the largest tanks around, taking advantage of sniper spots that allow them to shoot at zero targets. Upon spotting an enemy, they expose themselves unnecessarily, ending up being shot by the entire enemy force just to get their three shots off. Upon evolution to the T57 species, camouflage remains recessive, but their blockheaded, ignorant behavior remains the same.

Dude I just got a new T54E1.
Are you crazy? T54E1 sucks!

T54E1 by Arty59 August 17, 2021