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T dog by Sparklepants37373 May 4, 2019
Your crazy teacher's worst nightmare - himself.
The way T-dog teaches is a nightmare we get no work done and he neglects our need for sweets.
"We stalk T-dog on a daily basis."
"T-dog likes Star Wars too much - he drinks it in his sleep with dem starwars pjs"
T-dog by banana jeff June 13, 2019
A guy who has the dick of a small dog and tries to hump everything. He has had more balls in his mouth than a dog at the park.

Don’t judge too fast when encountering a T-Dog in some obnoxious & extremely loud state, befriend him and get him on your side with a bag.

An abbreviation for the most iconic guy one can cross paths with. A joker, a player, a 'loose cunt’ but a true legend by heart.
Swedish top model: "Look at that handsome T-Dog! I want him because he moves somewhat like a hummingbird!”

Winter is T-Dogs favourite time of the year as he loves to play in the snow.
T-Dog by Spielshy November 4, 2019
Absolute fucking roadmap wannabe. Comes across like a bullshitter but will legit burn down your house with vape liquid and a lighter (arsonist fucking menace with psycopathic traits). Got a 'stab wound' but defo just fell into a fucking table like a pussy bitch and lied to make himself look as solid as his non-existent penis. Vape skills make me want to end my life. No fucking eyebrows and I do not regret shaving them off hehe. 2/10 titwanker would not recommend. Case closed, unlike his mums legs.
t-dog is coming over for the mad sesh

ffs does he have to *puts hand in blender*
T-Dog by yourmumisanonce August 10, 2019
White ghetto, wigger, character in the movie "Waiting"
"How many times I gotta tell you, MY NAME IS T-DOG BITCH!!! MY NAME IS T-DOG"
t-dog by BenJamN April 20, 2006
a mysterous meth dealer deals meth in eureka ca knows to be deaf
lets meet T-dog to buy some good dime
T-dog by T-dogforever707 August 3, 2016
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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