Sxmpl

retard who sold his main then constantly complains about it. Has more accs than brain cells at this point. KO mortis rango kid should retire immediately

You are playing like sxmpl. (You are playing dogshit)

by Scarface67 July 30, 2023

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun

Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is

by Idkduck December 26, 2017

James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

by Clint K April 16, 2008

Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

Simplicated

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)

Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?

by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021

Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

by andiego July 17, 2012

s0mple

When s1mple get 0 kills and totally choke round.

s0mple just choked it.

by Hap0vecXD October 4, 2020