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Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.
Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!
swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006
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Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who is so gentle you never wanna hurt. Someone who makes you feel like everything will be okay. Someone who makes feel at home
Sovenva is my home
sovenva by Seikko August 19, 2017
Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on
Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory
swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009
Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!
slovenian by slovenac August 27, 2003

shövenpucker 

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.
shövenpucker by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

slovenia 

SLOVENIA is a country in the south-east part of central Europe and IT'S NOT SLOVAKIA!

SLOVENIA =/= SLOVAKIA
SLOVENIA is not
SLOVAKIA

SLO-VEN-IA is not
SLO-VAK-IA

slo VEN ia
slo VAK ia

understand now? riiiiight.
slovenia by proletariat May 18, 2005