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sword in the stone 

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy
none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though
sword in the stone by Fil December 18, 2004

sword in the stone 

When a fucker (usually a guy) fucks another guy (fuckee) in the ass and the top of his dick comes out his mouth. The fuckee tries to pull at the dick but to little prevail, it just gets harder.

Derivation:
In Greece putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger and making a fist indicates discontent (similar to a middle finger), but symbolizes that man fucking the recipient in the ass. On an average day that would be a small penis, but not when its a sword in the stone!
Jakob was complaining about his throat hurting so i gave him the sword in the stone. That ended that.

or..

Have you seen that video with the horse and that guy?
sword in the stone by Leaman January 6, 2008

sword in the stone 

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"
sword in the stone by Acuara December 7, 2015

The ol' Sword in the Stone 

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.
oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

The Sword-in-the-Stone 

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.
Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

The Sword in the Stone 

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.
Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?
The Sword in the Stone by carly December 15, 2004
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