Swolner 

When you get an erection while working out. Portmanteau of swole and boner.

I was on the bench press when this girl walked by in the tightest yoga pants and I popped a swolner.

Swolner by Lordopher June 1, 2016

swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.

swoller derby by mikekais September 24, 2013

Swooner 

A person who swoons, a term of affection

A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.

Swooner by all things in time October 10, 2010

swoller bear 

an overweight person

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?

swoller bear by One Rho July 23, 2006

Swoltergeist 

An intense, vibrant energy in the gym that causes one to go harder and lift heavier

I felt the presence of the swoltergeist come over me and cranked out another three reps.

We both beat our max weight by ten pounds...the swoltergeist is with us this day.

jacked yolked swole pumped gains

Swoltergeist by KCar August 9, 2015

swoller 

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller

Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?

swoller by Matt December 16, 2004

Swoler Bear 

Someone who is extremely swole

Holy shit thats guys a fucking Swoler Bear!!

Swoler Bear by Blahblahbuttholes May 26, 2011