Swolner
I was on the bench press when this girl walked by in the tightest yoga pants and I popped a swolner.
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swoller derby
noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
swoller derby by mikekais September 24, 2013
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Swooner
A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
Swooner by all things in time October 10, 2010
swoller bear
an overweight person
You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?
Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?
Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?
swoller bear by One Rho July 23, 2006
Swoltergeist
I felt the presence of the swoltergeist come over me and cranked out another three reps.
We both beat our max weight by ten pounds...the swoltergeist is with us this day.
jacked yolked swole pumped gains
We both beat our max weight by ten pounds...the swoltergeist is with us this day.
jacked yolked swole pumped gains
Swoltergeist by KCar August 9, 2015
Swoler Bear
Swoler Bear by Blahblahbuttholes May 26, 2011