Definitions by Lordopher

Swolner 

When you get an erection while working out. Portmanteau of swole and boner.

I was on the bench press when this girl walked by in the tightest yoga pants and I popped a swolner.

Swolner by Lordopher June 1, 2016

bro or blow 

When you meet another gay guy and you decide if you want to fuck him, or just be friends.

Jay: I met this guy yesterday.

Mark: Bro or blow?

Jay: Definitely blow.

bro or blow by Lordopher June 1, 2016

Sending Down the Canary 

That phenomenon when you're about do go down on a chick, but you don't know how much jizz is left after raw-dogging, so you send an exploratory finger down there. Just like sending down a canary in a coal mine to test for a hazardous cavern.

This chick wanted me to head downtown, but I thought there might still be a salty surprise left over from earlier, so I sent down the canary to make sure the coast was clear.

..."Sending down the canary "

Sending Down the Canary by Lordopher May 16, 2014