Swizzle Dick

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A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

Swizzle Dick by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020

Words you can keep

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

Sizzle dick by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

Related Words

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shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

shizzle dick by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

sizzle dick

oozy pre cum

I had a sizzle dick

sizzle dick by periodwithtrans January 30, 2023

sizzle dick

A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.

Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'

sizzle dick by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

Swizzle Dicking by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

sizzle-dick-motherfucker

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

sizzle-dick-motherfucker by Samurai Mai-Dee-Klong October 30, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026