Swizzle Dick

A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

Swizzle Dick by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

Sizzle dick by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

shizzle dick 

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

shizzle dick by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

sizzle dick

oozy pre cum

I had a sizzle dick

sizzle dick by periodwithtrans January 30, 2023

sizzle dick

A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.

Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'

sizzle dick by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Swizzle Dicking 

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

Swizzle Dicking by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

sizzle-dick-motherfucker 

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

sizzle-dick-motherfucker by Samurai Mai-Dee-Klong October 30, 2019