snizzledick

A guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk ass at will. Probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and sex.

Jimmy said "Mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she'd give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! Whats wrong with him? " I said he is a snizzledick of course.

by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

shizzledick

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Sizzledicked

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.

Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010

swizzledick

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.

Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?

by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Sizzledick

Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off

Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms

by Big dr. Crispy daddy May 4, 2020

skizzzledick

The STD one gets after a night of heavy duty skank-tubing with three hookers. Three filthy, filthy hookers.

Oh man, I should have known when to stop...

Why?

That third hooker, she gave me the skizzzledick.

by 29thdog March 24, 2010