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Smission 

An additional physical sense possessed by some robots in the television series Futurama.
"I would trade any of my other senses, even smission..."
Smission by Tim Thomason December 23, 2007

P-Swissing 

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.
P-Swissing by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

Swissing 

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.
It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.
Swissing by PinballAction March 3, 2015

swillionaire 

Someone who has developed a lifestyle well beyond their legitimate means, accumulating a wealth of "funny money" to include but not limited to: food stamps, welfare, section 8 living, disability despite not being disabled, unemployment, and government medical coverage. Usually knows the ins and outs of soup kitchens, church donations, and other charities. Most likely the product and cause of a white trash upbringing. They've squandered all their free money in the pursuit of drugs and have begged and borrowed from anyone willing to lend a hand, particularly family members, including their sons and daughters (ranging in age from 11 to 21) ex-husbands/wives, parents, siblings and have most likely been "cut off" by those with the common sense to realize what scum these people are. Credit cards are maxed out and multiple bankruptcies have been filed but Credit Card companies still see fit to grant credit. Unpaid bills pile up over months until they are forced to switch companies and take out phone, cable, and internet in someone else's name. Considered by many to be financial black holes, this breed of pondscum is a cankerous sore on society's underbelly.
"Don't worry, our trashy neighbors won't be here long, they're swillionaires!"
See also: bottomfeeder, lowrent, swill, scum, trash, white-trash, loser, beggar, vagabond, train wreck, druggie, etc.
swillionaire by Beautiful Ken July 18, 2009

Sissione 

Is a girl who can't keep secrets. She is such a huge pick mee. She is a hoe and date's boys for attention.She may/may not shower
Sissione is such a pick mee ugh.

Smission 

(noun)

1) An instance in which God takes it upon himself to personally destroy an object, city, or people with his finger.
2) A phrase used to clarify what has just happened in a game of dungeons and dragons.
DM: And so after defiling your God's temple he doth smote you.

Player 1: Smote? What's that?

Player 2: It's like Smission! SMISSION FROM ABOVE!
Smission by PenguinsForHire February 9, 2006
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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