Swisstoni
A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.
Swisstoni by tonyharrison January 6, 2008
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Shitstonia
Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.
Shitstonia by KillerMike July 4, 2014
Related Words
Swisstoni • Shitstonia • swiftonian • Swintonian • Swintoning • Swissnigger • swisstopher • Swiss Logic • Swiss Condom • Swiss Daniels
Swissnigger
/swɪsˈnɪɡɚ/
NOUN
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1. (now) A dark-skinned, physically fit person from Switzerland, especially a person of, or primarily of, Negro descent; a black swiss person.
2. (offensive) A person of Negro descent who acts in an unapproved manner in Switzerland, usually as an archetypical badass.
3. (slang) Mispronunciation spelling of "Schwarzenegger".
VERB
(Swissniggers, present participle; swissniggering, past and past participle; swissniggered)
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1. (transitive) To act like you love products from Switzerland despite your skin colour being dark.
2. (intransitive) To behave as a stereotypical black person from Switzerland.
NOUN
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1. (now) A dark-skinned, physically fit person from Switzerland, especially a person of, or primarily of, Negro descent; a black swiss person.
2. (offensive) A person of Negro descent who acts in an unapproved manner in Switzerland, usually as an archetypical badass.
3. (slang) Mispronunciation spelling of "Schwarzenegger".
VERB
(Swissniggers, present participle; swissniggering, past and past participle; swissniggered)
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1. (transitive) To act like you love products from Switzerland despite your skin colour being dark.
2. (intransitive) To behave as a stereotypical black person from Switzerland.
1) Person (a): This guy looks like he's been working out!
Person (b): Well of course! After all he's a nigger, a swissnigger.
2) Andre! Please stop swissniggering around and get back to work.
Person (b): Well of course! After all he's a nigger, a swissnigger.
2) Andre! Please stop swissniggering around and get back to work.
Swissnigger by Eric Container October 1, 2019
Swintonian
Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.
Swintonian by Swintonian December 8, 2005
swisstopher
swisstopher by toadseverywhere February 17, 2009
Swintoning
Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.
Swintoning by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017
swiftonian
That Swiftonian’s 2,000-word LinkedIn post about Taylor Swift being booed at the 2025 Super Bowl reads like something that should’ve been rage-posted in a Facebook moms group at 2 AM.
swiftonian by Berealquick February 16, 2025
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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