Swisstoni

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.

Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni

by tonyharrison January 6, 2008

Shitstonia

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.

Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.

by KillerMike July 4, 2014

Swissnigger

/swɪsˈnɪɡɚ/

NOUN
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1. (now) A dark-skinned, physically fit person from Switzerland, especially a person of, or primarily of, Negro descent; a black swiss person.
2. (offensive) A person of Negro descent who acts in an unapproved manner in Switzerland, usually as an archetypical badass.
3. (slang) Mispronunciation spelling of "Schwarzenegger".

VERB
(Swissniggers, present participle; swissniggering, past and past participle; swissniggered)
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1. (transitive) To act like you love products from Switzerland despite your skin colour being dark.
2. (intransitive) To behave as a stereotypical black person from Switzerland.

1) Person (a): This guy looks like he's been working out!
Person (b): Well of course! After all he's a nigger, a swissnigger.

2) Andre! Please stop swissniggering around and get back to work.

by Eric Container October 1, 2019

Swintonian

Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.

The most famous Swintonian is artist L.S Lowery

by Swintonian December 8, 2005

swisstopher

a term commonly used to describe the perfect match between soulmates

dayumm check those 2 kids, theyre lookin mad swisstopher ever since he went down on her

by toadseverywhere February 17, 2009

Swintoning

Filtering a picture until your skin is flawless but also copy paper white

Did you see Jake's Grindr picture? He was swintoning so hard he almost blended in with the white wall.

by Jimothy Sealion November 9, 2017

swiftonian

Taylor Swift fans believing themselves to be a part of an elite and privileged musical cult

That Swiftonian’s 2,000-word LinkedIn post about Taylor Swift being booed at the 2025 Super Bowl reads like something that should’ve been rage-posted in a Facebook moms group at 2 AM.

by Berealquick February 16, 2025