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Swingcest

A play on the word incest, swingcest refers to any form of romantic or sexual consummation between two swingers.
"He committed swingcest last night"
by gghsaz September 27, 2022
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Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.
Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.
by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
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Swingset

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful
Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!
by jac-h May 13, 2011
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Swinglet

A term of endearment use to describe a person a person, usually a particularly adorable female, who swing dances.
Can someone pick up the swinglets from campus so they can come to our dance?
by Head Swinglet April 26, 2009
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Swinges

1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
1. Put a nob of butter in those beans and they'll taste swinges yeah?
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.
by Lovs2Fuk June 8, 2011
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Swimcest

A combination of the word swimming, and incest.
When people on your swim team date each other, or date ones siblings. Different variations include, dating multiple people on the team at different times or dating someone on the team that a different team member has alread dated.
Emily-Omg did you hear the news at practice today?

Andrew- No! What happened?

Emily- Well Erin and Dylan broke up and now Dylan is dating Mandy while Caroline (Erins sister) is dating Dylans best friend Taylan.

Andrew- Dude, thats total swimcest.
by catchagrenadeforya March 17, 2011
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swingset susie

1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person
What is this bs? Six letters meaning "former African capital?" That's a total swingset susie...
by tacostacos November 24, 2005
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