swimming lessons
When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
swimming lessons by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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Swimming lessons
Swimming lessons by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022
swimming lessons on the penis
swimming lessons on the penis by D-Miles September 14, 2006
Swimming lessons on the penis
Swimming lessons on the penis by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006
Irish swimming lessons
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Irish swimming lessons by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Huxtable Swimming Lesson
Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"
Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson
Huxtable Swimming Lesson by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010
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