swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker

Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006