Sim-job

1. General term for the most lewd sexual act known to man.

2. French origin; Involves the insertion of a Wilson tennis racquet into the anus specifically of a French poodle or any asshole, while simultaneously receiving oral sex by the poodle or person, being surrounded by French related objects, red wine and listening to BWO dance music

Kid 1: Hey man, what's up?

Kid 2: Nothin much, just had a Sim-job with my French poodle, you?

by justinduffvanwagner September 12, 2008