slimjob
slimjob by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010
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Slimjob
When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.
Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.
Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.
Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...
Slimjob by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009
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SLIMJOB
SLIMJOB by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023
Slimjohn
Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020
Amazonian Slamjob
Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015
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