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yoko swifto 

Similar to the phenomenon of Yoko Ono's destruction of the Beatles, but for this Century and the KC Chiefs.
Hey Bob, WTF happened to the Kansas City Chiefs?.. they used to be good!
Bob: It's the Yoko Swifto effect. It only takes two months..

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.
teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.
swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008

phil swift 

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.
phil swift by Phil swift March 13, 2018
Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.
Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death
Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016
Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.