Swifton 

a little green man that wants to be blue with a tree fetish

Swifton by Anonymous September 23, 2003

ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).

12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

ShiftOne Umangier by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019

Taylor Swiftor 

Taylor Swiftor is Taylor Swift's secret love child. She looks just like Taylor Swift. Except she's not naturally blonde. She uses "Sunny Karen Day" hair dye, and is living her best life. Usually used to describe someone short, not naturally blonde, and happy.

Omg, she's, like, acting like a TOTAL Taylor Swiftor today. Like, what the hell?

Taylor Swiftor by 👍🏻happy March 2, 2023

shiftone 

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".

OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!

shiftone by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

swinton fringe 

A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.

Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st century now ya nob"

swinton fringe by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

Taylor Swifting by Malicho August 22, 2012