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Swiftilis

Not to be confused with sifilis though very similar, when Taylor Swift has become such a part of your daily routine that it's almost an infectious addiction
life is all over now that he has caught swiftilis just to top of his raging sifilis
by Ballbags11 June 5, 2016
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sniffilis

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.
"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."
by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009
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Swiftlifter

A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.

In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!

2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009
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Sniffilis

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.
I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.
by DidaJ May 3, 2013
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swifties italiani

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.
Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?
by Cluddy October 8, 2020
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Swifties

The fandom dedicated to Taylor Swift. Swifties tend to obsessively listen to Taylor Swift all day and love to talk about her 24/7. Swifties love each other and treat each other like family...until its time to get tickets to the Eras Tour...then its The Great War!
person 1: are you one of the Swifties?
person 2: *eeks in excitement* YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! WANNA HAVE A CHAT ABOUT TAY??
by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022
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Swifties

1. "I'm a New York swiftie!"
2. "All swifties should join this new Taylor Swift fan page on FB!"
by A fellow swiftie December 3, 2010
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