Bread

Generic tissues.

"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."

by spideygirl1989 January 03, 2023

Andrew Garfield

The most attractive marvel actor. That mask rip...OOH BABY! so attractive and funny and well..attractive. and um..attractive...not sure what else to say other than WOO BABY THAT MAN IS SMOKIN'

Why is it so hot out?
I hear Andrew Garfield visited here years ago

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Laughter

The wine of the brain

What is laughter?
The wine of the brain?

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022

Taylor Swift

The music industry

The music industry is a fascinating this.
Yes, Taylor Swift is amazing.

by spideygirl1989 December 23, 2022

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022