Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE
Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)
by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022
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Joshua

the most amazing best friend ever, if you're friends with a Joshua don't mess it up cause they're just the absolute best and they're going to love you forever even though you're crazy and weird and everything. Joshua is hilarious and sweet and considerate and loyal and everything a person aspires to be. Joshua's always make you feel special and are always making sure you're comfortable and happy. You always have fun when you're hanging out with Joshua. Joshua's are the best, they deserve everything in life and they need to be happy.
person 1: tell me about joshua

me: read this definition
by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022
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Andrew Garfield

The most attractive marvel actor. That mask rip...OOH BABY! so attractive and funny and well..attractive. and um..attractive...not sure what else to say other than WOO BABY THAT MAN IS SMOKIN'
Why is it so hot out?
I hear Andrew Garfield visited here years ago
by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022
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Laughter

What is laughter?
The wine of the brain?
by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023
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Bread

"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."
by spideygirl1989 January 03, 2023
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Cheese

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!
by spideygirl1989 January 03, 2023
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Bestie

Where's bestie?
Joshyberri is right over there.
by spideygirl1989 December 22, 2022
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