Definitions by spideygirl1989

Captain Flapjacks 

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

Captain Flapjacks by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Laughter 

The wine of the brain

What is laughter?
The wine of the brain?

Laughter by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Happy 

The feeling I get when I can talk to my bestie

Why are you so happy?
Bestie is online :)

Happy by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Bread

Generic tissues.

"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."

Bread by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Cheese 

The meaning of life

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!

Cheese by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

Santa by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022

Dr Strange 

a veryyyyyy attractive marvel character played by the also veryyyyyyyyyyy attractive Benedict Cumberbatch

Wanna watch Dr Strange?
oh my gosh yes he's so gorgeous

Dr Strange by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022