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Dirty Swiffer

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A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia
Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"
by Lex triple x February 28, 2016
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Swiffer wet jet

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Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.
by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011
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Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

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When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.
Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!
by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009
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Swiffer

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- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.
"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)
by somnyadia April 10, 2020
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Swiffer

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Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.
Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
by babygaay September 9, 2019
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when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.
Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.
by leatz July 11, 2006
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