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Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia
Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"
Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
swiffering by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) 

The main characters and the baddest bitches in town wbk! (TFFC wishes)
"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"

"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"

swifferrifle 

she is a very cool tiktoker 🤧❤️‼️ i love her <3

she is a very epic person ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

go follow her or die <33
me: go follow swifferrifle 🔫🥺
you: no, you fat bitch <3
me follow her or die 🔫👹
swifferrifle by poggikillua <3 April 15, 2021

Swiffer wet jet 

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.
Swiffer wet jet by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper 

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.
Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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