Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak