swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

by Dabito February 24, 2011

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018