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• A constitutional monarchy, ruled by a human-sized bear monarch (Kóngsbjörnen) and guided by the wisdom of the Great Law-Trout, which historically played a role in governance.
• A proud, militarily strong nation, with elite Arctic forces and traditions rooted in strength (bears) and wisdom (trout).
• Deeply tied to Norse and Germanic linguistic traditions, with its own language, Swendinese, which differs from Swedish but shares some influences.
• Governed by the motto: “Styrka ok Kraft” (Strength and Power), which symbolizes its national identity.
• Home to unique cultural traditions, such as its Fountain of Judgment, where laws were historically thrown in to be accepted or rejected.
• Possessing a strong national identity, with a distinct salute (“Björnlaxshälsning”) and a powerful national coat of arms, featuring a bear, a trout, and crossed war axes.
Do you want to go to Swendin? I’ve heard that have really big trout
Swendin by EthnoLexicon February 4, 2025
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sending some faxes 

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
sending some faxes by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

This is sending me 

When one person says something super funny. Used as a response.
This is sending me by Newnon April 21, 2019

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.
In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”
sweding by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008

sending a passport pic 

when someone randomly sends you his/her passport without context and asks for your opinion about it. This is a sign of friendzoning
omg this guy is sending a passport pic, I’m heartbroken, I didn’t expect it this soon!

sending me 

sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it
the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”
sending me by missxokunt November 19, 2018