"I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."
by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021
Get the seggo mug.A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
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Get the Swaggot mug.Using the words swag, yolo, or gratata in the same sentence while posting a video to vine with you shirt off.
Did you see that yolo-swaggot post his vine video the other day? He said, "That FuFu lame shit I ain't with it. I'll send some shots at your fitted. Gratata. Swag."
by Truth In Lies June 29, 2014
Get the Yolo-swaggot mug.A person who is obsessed with wearing snapbacks, listens to mainstream rap artists, and believes that everyone who isn't them is an idiot. Swaggots are also a large majority of the time narcissistic hypocrites, personally in my town all of the swaggots are pot heads who are stoned all of the time. Not only that but Swaggots tend to be very exclusive do the fact that everyone who doesn't listen to Kendrick Lamar, doesn't have 'swag' in their eyes and doesn't wear snapbacks is not worthy enough to being talked to. To conclude, a large majority of the time Swaggots swarm in small groups of people due to the fact no one wants to put up with their bullshit.
A Swaggot Listens to Kendrick Lamar all the time, Yonkers by Tyler The Creator, Fucking Problems and I Don't Like, Clique and Mercy.
"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation
"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation
by StevieWondersInTheHole May 14, 2013
Get the swaggot mug.A person that over uses the word "swag" (regardless of Lil B or any other reason), that they become a faggot in doing so.
Swaggot: I got these swagged out shoes that are just swag
Me: Cool.....what are you doing tomorrow.
Swaggot: Going to the mall, swag swag
Me: Quit being a swaggot
Swaggot: Swag
Me: -__-
Me: Cool.....what are you doing tomorrow.
Swaggot: Going to the mall, swag swag
Me: Quit being a swaggot
Swaggot: Swag
Me: -__-
by Not a Swaggot May 6, 2011
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