Sweetland

A Sweetland is typically a lonely lurker who injects his gay lover with a sugar coated fecal sprinkled syringe; creating a semi-sweet puss filled shit blister, which, is bitten into during the climax of an 11 finger prostate massage.

I was afraid to go to the gay Dr's office for my prostate exam for fear of getting another sweetland.

by Chops D. December 13, 2012

Sheepland

Another name for New Zealand.

There are 60 million sheep and 5 million humans in Sheepland.

by N04h November 11, 2017

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

Swetlana

She is Smart, cute, openminded and won’t judge quickly, she is REALLY helpful and knows how to cheer you up. Swetlana is a Kind Woman who has her shit together, she will love you no matter what. She is AWESOME, she also is very talented

Thats Swetlana, she is one of the the kindest persons i know

by Selkes December 29, 2018

Sweetman

Sweetman is a term used when to described a male with huge penis - this term is believed to come from Sweden; where it is pronounced Svetmanne (s-vhet-man-er).

My Boyfriend has a Sweetman; its godly!

genital

by Joshua Samuel February 7, 2008

sweetard

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

by HindiBindi October 7, 2012