Sweetman is a term used when to described a male with huge penis - this term is believed to come from Sweden; where it is pronounced Svetmanne (s-vhet-man-er).
A name you give to someone to make them feel better about themselves when in all actuality they will never accomplish anything in life except sitting around their tiny one bedroom house jerking off for the rest of there lives.
A pedophile who commonly tries to have sex with or fuck kids or get naked pictures of them this man is very dangerous to kids and should be 500 metres from all schools at all times this man is also on the register
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.