Trey Sweeney Scale 

A scale for determining how well one performed in an online game of Halo 3. This scale is based on an individual's kill-death spread plus half of their assisted kills. This scale was created as a superior alternative to the kill-death spread as a mode of determining performance because of the Trey Sweeney Scale's ability to factor in kills the individual assisted in achieving.

Trey Sweeney had 12 kills and 10 deaths, so his kill-death spread is +2. He had 8 assists, which divided in half is 4. So while normally it would be said he did o.k. with a spread of +2, he actually did really well based on the Trey Sweeney Scale, which rates him at +6. Trey is happier with this because he almost killed several people who were then picked off by some n00b farshotting with a BR.

Trey Sweeney Scale by jfuzz April 11, 2009

Sweeney Swag 

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.

Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.

Sweeney Swag by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013

The Sweeney Swing 

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

The Sweeney Swing by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap

The Dr. Squatch Soap that’s made with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater. It’s an extremely rare item, good for sticking your dick into or through.

Guy 1: Yo did you get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap?
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it

Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap by Ripitup2015 June 18, 2025

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

A hatred for actress Sydney Sweeney; mostly from jealous women or leftist men who never set foot in a gym before. Most likely caused for her awesome jeans ad

The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026

Camp Sweeney 

1. a summer camp for diabetics near Gainesville, Texas.
2. the most AMAZING PLACE EVER.
3. a place where friendship begins, but never ends.

Sorry, man, I can't go to Europe with you and your family. I'm going somewhere better. I'm going to Camp Sweeney!

Camp Sweeney by KatalinaCastle November 10, 2009

Sweeney Todd 

Sweeney Todd is a musical about The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

He is a barber who, in vengence over his supposedly dead wive, co-opens a business partnership with his friend where he kills his customers and she pops them into pies.

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
His skin was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few have trod,
Did Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd by Poppin'PussiesIntoPies January 6, 2009