Sweaterchest
A torso covered with thick enough hair that it could be mistaken for a sweater. In extreme cases, may be an extension of the neckbeard.
Sweaterchest by mollusc November 27, 2012
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sweater chest
I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.
sweater chest by Audrey El July 20, 2008
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Sweatervest
Sweatervest by Puma123 July 5, 2016
sweatervest
An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
sweatervest by The students November 5, 2008
Sweaterbesties
Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"
Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"
Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"
Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"
Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"
Sweaterbesties by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010
Japanese Sweatervest
The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.
Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...
Japanese Sweatervest by pud monkey May 30, 2005
Sweatervest
Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\
Function: Noun
Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.
History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
Function: Noun
Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.
History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
Sweatervest by thethp March 11, 2009
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