Sweaterchest

A torso covered with thick enough hair that it could be mistaken for a sweater. In extreme cases, may be an extension of the neckbeard.

Robin Williams: total sweaterchest!

by mollusc November 27, 2012

sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 20, 2008

Sweatervest

Sweatervest means newbie.

Haha, look at that sweatervest. He probably owns a mini cooper.

by Puma123 July 5, 2016

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.

Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.

by The students November 5, 2008

Sweaterbesties

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.

Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"

by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005

Sweatervest

Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.

"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"

by thethp March 11, 2009