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An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.

Tim: why's that?

Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
Swayzes by grouchojust April 4, 2009
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Patrick Swayze 

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.
Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!
Patrick Swayze by guysm1ley November 27, 2020

Patrick fucking swayze 

Patrick swayze was the hottest thing to all
The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror
I quote trailer park boys "Conky":

"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"

Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"

Patrick Swayze Saturday 

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.
"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."
Patrick Swayze Saturday by snaxxx September 19, 2009

Shady Swayze 

The Shady Swazye is a sexual act in which, immediately after a man orgasms, he lifts his partner high over his head, states "I've had the time of my life" and then proceeds to throw his partner as far as possible.
She was so light, when I gave her the Shady Swayze I threw her out the window.
Shady Swayze by Board of Directors November 10, 2010

Swayze Blue Eyes 

Of or having blue eyes as magical and amazing as Patrick Swayze.
Wow, you've got some Swayze Blue Eyes.
Swayze Blue Eyes by perfectzero84 January 24, 2010

Patrick Swayze'd 

When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.
Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
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