A state of mind caused by a combination of prescription medication and a long distance and/or red-eye flight.
Deedee: Those were some crazy drunk texts last night!
Loni: I wasn't drunk, it was a heap of Sudafeds and a long flight. Got a bit consufed.
Loni: I wasn't drunk, it was a heap of Sudafeds and a long flight. Got a bit consufed.
by grouchojust June 12, 2016
An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
by grouchojust April 04, 2009