An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.
Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
Tim: why's that?
Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.
by grouchojust April 04, 2009
A state of mind caused by a combination of prescription medication and a long distance and/or red-eye flight.
Deedee: Those were some crazy drunk texts last night!
Loni: I wasn't drunk, it was a heap of Sudafeds and a long flight. Got a bit consufed.
Loni: I wasn't drunk, it was a heap of Sudafeds and a long flight. Got a bit consufed.
by grouchojust June 12, 2016