swayzest

Coolest. Dope. Hottest on the block.

You are the swayzest!

by Breannerose November 3, 2008

Swayzes

An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.

Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.

Tim: why's that?

Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.

by grouchojust April 4, 2009