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Swampy D

A swampy D is specific towards female human life forms that weigh in under 400 lbs typically 250+- lbs. This Human life form like the moisture pig and swamp donkey pretty much just sit around and eats and sweats as well as the being loud, obnoxious, and very opinionated.

They typically are fighters and are more athletic than the moisture pig.
Wow that swampy D is obnoxious, rude and opinionated. Let’s go Stan in another line.

Man I can’t get a word in edgewise due to this swampy d talking over me.
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
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Swampy Dolphin

When you approach a female for anal. She has to turn her head back, move her head up and down while making dolphin noise. Then you must fill her anus with urine, creating the smell and consistency of what is known as the “Swampy Dolphin”
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Yo bro, I have that girl a awesome Swampy Dolphin last night!
by HappyDolphins69 July 22, 2018
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Swamp Donkey'd

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.
see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?
by Barrie Colts November 9, 2006
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Swamp Donkey’d

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me
by Bstarks January 14, 2024
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Donk Swampy

A girls vag after 3 days of not showering; a really all around nasty bitch.
"Did you eat that girls pussy last night man? "
"HELL NO! When I took off her pants her gine was DONK SWAMPY!!!!"

"MAN DAT BITCH IS DONK SWAMPY! "
by cookiefish June 20, 2017
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Swamp dick

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner November 9, 2015
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humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008
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