Urban Dictionary: Definitions by cookiefish

douchy mcslowbag

An incredibly slow driver, or anyone going slow in front of you.

I'm running late and now im stuck behind douchy mcslowbag here, jesus!

Get out of my way douchy mcslowbag!!!!!

by cookiefish May 15, 2016

To hold one's fart in

You want to inflatulate while making out with your new sweetie.

by cookiefish December 31, 2014

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015

The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.

When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.

by cookiefish January 23, 2017

A girls vag after 3 days of not showering; a really all around nasty bitch.

"Did you eat that girls pussy last night man? "
"HELL NO! When I took off her pants her gine was DONK SWAMPY!!!!"

"MAN DAT BITCH IS DONK SWAMPY! "

by cookiefish June 20, 2017

When a girl has a really loose pussy so all the guy feels is wetness and nothing else. It is like fucking a bucket of water.

Man I did some serious bucket fucking with the girl from the mall yesterday!

by cookiefish July 29, 2019