Swamphead 

Paying 5 dollars for head from a toothless hooker from Dixie county in a brewery parking lot in Gainesville Florida.

Man that was the best swamphead I've gotten in years. But now my dick itches!

Swamphead by FloridaMan5000 September 24, 2019

swampled 

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.

I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.

swampled by JennBenn August 15, 2006

SwampDaddy 

A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.

SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.

Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).

Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.

SwampDaddy by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018

seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.

Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.

seamhead by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008

swamped 

Describing yourself as being overworked when in reality you do not want to be given more work.

I can't take this new project becuase I am swamped.

swamped by CrazyJoe February 4, 2006

swamped 

When your teachers give so much homework and you have to stay up all night to finish it.

Friend: Omg you look tired
Me: Dude I was swamped with homework

swamped by SeeIKnowStuff November 7, 2017

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008