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Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat
look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads
Swamptoad by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009
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SwampDaddy 

A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.

SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.

Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
SwampDaddy by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018

swampboat 

A variation of the motorboating of the breasts. This involvles sticking ones face and mouth into anothers butthole and doing the motorboat maneuver.
Last night she wanted me to motorboat her, but I told her let's do something more adventurous. Sit on my face baby, we're gonna swampboat.
swampboat by jdizzleut January 7, 2011

swamptwat 

a sweaty stinky sore hole in which a desperate person will insert there digit.
Man i haven't gotten laid in months i need to see that swamptwat.
swamptwat by PCFAHQ May 20, 2005

Swamphead 

Paying 5 dollars for head from a toothless hooker from Dixie county in a brewery parking lot in Gainesville Florida.
Man that was the best swamphead I've gotten in years. But now my dick itches!
Swamphead by FloridaMan5000 September 24, 2019

Swampboat 

Like motorboating but when you boat in the swamp you encounter mud.
Where one motorboats a ladies breasts, one would swampboat her butt cheeks.
Swampboat by Smugs McBenzie October 8, 2008

swampton 

(n) The city beside Shrek's swamp, the population often gets penetrated by the ogrelord, Shrek himself.
Anyone who goes into his swamp will be double penetrated by him and donkey, and he will scream "WAT AR U DOIN IM ME SWAMP".
Swampton is otherwise a very lively place that you should visit sometime
Shrek: Come straight outta Swampton crazy ogre named Shrek.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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