Swamptoad

Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat

look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads

by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009

SwampDaddy

A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.

SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.

Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).

Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.

by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018

swampboat

A variation of the motorboating of the breasts. This involvles sticking ones face and mouth into anothers butthole and doing the motorboat maneuver.

Last night she wanted me to motorboat her, but I told her let's do something more adventurous. Sit on my face baby, we're gonna swampboat.

by jdizzleut January 7, 2011

swamptwat

a sweaty stinky sore hole in which a desperate person will insert there digit.

Man i haven't gotten laid in months i need to see that swamptwat.

by PCFAHQ May 20, 2005

Swamphead

Paying 5 dollars for head from a toothless hooker from Dixie county in a brewery parking lot in Gainesville Florida.

Man that was the best swamphead I've gotten in years. But now my dick itches!

by FloridaMan5000 September 24, 2019

Swampboat

Like motorboating but when you boat in the swamp you encounter mud.

Where one motorboats a ladies breasts, one would swampboat her butt cheeks.

by Smugs McBenzie October 8, 2008

swampton

(n) The city beside Shrek's swamp, the population often gets penetrated by the ogrelord, Shrek himself.
Anyone who goes into his swamp will be double penetrated by him and donkey, and he will scream "WAT AR U DOIN IM ME SWAMP".
Swampton is otherwise a very lively place that you should visit sometime

Shrek: Come straight outta Swampton crazy ogre named Shrek.

by ShrekStraightOuttaSwampton January 25, 2017