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swamp twat 

a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!
yuckkkkkkkkk we smelled that nasty swamp twat creepin up on us...
swamp twat by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010

swamp twat 

the girl that you work with that has fucked everybody and their mother, twice.
hey billy, don't fool around with that girl, she has a swamp twat, I should know
swamp twat by not you June 29, 2006

swamp twat 

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.
damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.
swamp twat by lochness mon October 16, 2008

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat 

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.
Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.

Twat swamp 

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot
Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle
Twat swamp by Tesschri April 21, 2019

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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