Swambling

To stir or tickle something.

This 8D music is swambling my asshole.

Swambling by Santa’s Nephew June 11, 2024

sampling 

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.

Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.

sampling by djestouff April 17, 2006

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.

Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011

Sausage Sampling 

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

Sausage Sampling by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.

When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

Deck swabbing by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011